The ultimate Father’s Day gift for the man who’s spent decades saying:
“Turn that light off.”
“Who touched the thermostat?”
…and “Were you born in a barn?!”

Made from premium 3mm gloss black acrylic and designed to look like a classic retro vinyl record, this hilarious wall plaque is packed with legendary Dad one-liners and nostalgic record-shop vibes.

Each record features:

• Realistic scored “vinyl” grooves
• A vintage-inspired cream & gold centre label
• Funny Dad “track listings”
• Precision-cut 10mm centre hole
• Lightweight design perfect for wall mounting

Whether it’s for Dad, Stepdad, Grandad or the self-appointed King of the Thermostat, this is the kind of gift that gets laughed at immediately… then proudly displayed forever.

Product Details

• Size: 290mm diameter
• Material: 3mm gloss black acrylic
• Centre label: 100mm
• Lightweight & easy to hang with supplied Command Strips
• Handmade in the UK

Track Listing 🎵

1. Fancy A Brew?
2. Turn off that light
3. Bloody Sat Nav
4. Were you born in a barn?
5. Who Touched The Thermostat?
6. Back In My Day…

Perfect for:

• Father’s Day gifts
• Dad birthdays
• Garage bars & man caves
• Shed décor
• Funny family gifts
• The Dad who already has everything

Warning: May cause excessive pointing at the thermostat and stories beginning with “Back in my day…” 😌